Jerry Springer’s Baggage | Yap Off Ep. 9

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Welcome, Everybody, to episode 10 of the app Off Podcast. It's going to be episode 10 until it actually is episode 10 of the app Off Podcast. I'm Ted. Here with me, as always, is John, Joe and Sam. Fellas, how you doing this week? Tight. Love it. I'm so glad we're. [00:00:20] Speaker B: We've never been. [00:00:21] Speaker A: We've never been more back than we have been right now. [00:00:24] Speaker B: It's the best. It's the best bit on the Internet, honestly. [00:00:29] Speaker A: And since we're all. We're all on a little bit of a time crunch, I'm gonna date the podcast right here, right now. Hey, Christian. Happy Jazz Friday. Yes. [00:00:40] Speaker B: Let's celebrate. [00:00:41] Speaker A: Josh Naylor just not just traded, traded last night to the Seattle Mariners. Because this is the only way to properly date this. Because otherwise we have to focus on the news, and the news is a bummer. Any thoughts, opinions on Josh Naylor? [00:01:00] Speaker B: Hardly know her. [00:01:01] Speaker C: Oh, I can't believe I got that joke. [00:01:06] Speaker D: Yeah, I fell for the clickbait, too. I saw the headline that said Seattle trades for former All Star. I was like, oh, man. Wow. I guess they're really going for it. [00:01:21] Speaker B: And then it's Josh Naylor, my friend. [00:01:23] Speaker A: Got tricked by a fake passing, like on Tuesday, who was like, suarez to Yankees. And I was like, I haven't seen anything, brother. I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, Sam, you won. You've defeated the Pokemon expert Joe in the Pokemon episode. What's your question, brother? [00:01:47] Speaker C: I. I would still love to hear some sort of theme for the episode before I throw us in a really down the wrong. [00:01:55] Speaker B: I'm wrong here with my question here. [00:01:57] Speaker A: Let's see. Lil. This will be a proof of concept that the question does not need to fit the topic of the day. Mainly because I do not grade us on the question when I'm tallying points anyways. [00:02:07] Speaker C: Okay, great. Then here's. Here's my question. 100. No, it's. It's not condiment related 100 years from now. So in the year 2125, who will the average American know more of? LBJ the basketball player or LBJ the. [00:02:31] Speaker A: Former president basketball player? [00:02:38] Speaker B: Whoa, when you mean no more like, are we like, no. Like we know Laken was born in a log cabin and stuff? Like. Like we're gonna know more about their lives or who is going to be if we say the. [00:02:52] Speaker C: Like, who's going to be more well known to the average American? Because I don't think we really have. I mean, there's only a very few Amount of athletes that we know from like the first part of the 20th century, a century later, like you know, the babe roots of the world. Unless you're like a real baseball sicko and you know everybody. But now that sports is more pervasive in society, is LeBron going to be more well known a hundred years from now than, you know, the Great Society, the Civil rights act replacing JFK, Vietnam, etc. Versus like the block, the decision, the bubble. [00:03:38] Speaker B: Basically it's almost like, oh, Jimmy Foxx used to be a lot more popular than he is now. Right. Like people in the 1930s couldn't fathom not knowing Jimmy Foxx and Ted Williams and. Right, right. [00:03:52] Speaker C: But like nowadays knows that like Warren G. Harding was a president compared to like what Jimmy Fox did. So thoughts, discussions, ideas. [00:04:07] Speaker A: I think. Well, so my thought is always there's the, there is always a problem when it comes to sports talk that like the old heads are always going to talk about like the old heads. And so you're just going to get a situation where like you're, they're always going to be brought up. So LeBron James will always be in the public zeitgeist far more than like Lyndon B. Johnson. [00:04:41] Speaker B: That's the thing. [00:04:43] Speaker C: Learn about Lyndon B. Johnson in school. Like most schools outside of perhaps LeBron's Promise Academy are not going to be teaching a LeBron based curriculum. [00:04:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:04:53] Speaker C: 80, 90, 100 years from now. [00:04:56] Speaker D: I'd like to make the argument for Linda Baines Johnson and the pop culture. [00:05:00] Speaker A: Oh please. [00:05:01] Speaker D: His relevance right now. I've recently gotten into TikTok so I could be. Imagine me being Steve Buscemi with the backwards hat and relating to the young kids. However, there's this guy Ben had motion I bend this that he lives near LBJ's grave and he'll just dance in front of it to popular songs. Like for instance, he's performing we paid by 42 Doug and Lil baby to President Lyndon Baines Johnson. He did that to. He did it as well with Nasty Girl and Trick of it by KSI. So you might be like, wow, who is this silly guy? That. That's ridiculous. Well, the first video has almost six million views and the second video has eight and a half million views. And then let's see. Performing Lady Killers by G. Eazy for President Lyndon Baines Johnson. That has 14 million views. There's going to become more songs, there's going to be funnier songs and that grave's not going anywhere and I don't know what's going to happen. To LeBron after he retires. So I'm just saying that, like, this could be a pop cultural movement. The way that we would talk about poodle skirts or our parents would. Or, you know, for instance, the steam press or the industrial revolution. We know about that. And when I would bring it up to my grandparents when they were alive, they would look back fondly and smile. Well, people are going to look to us and say, hey, Grandpa, what is this TikTok thing? Oh, man, TikTok was great. You could do many things. You can get ready with somebody who is beginning their day. You can share recipes or you can just goof around. And one of the biggest goofs was this guy. I bend this. And he would. [00:06:41] Speaker C: You could dance on a president's grave. [00:06:43] Speaker D: Correct. Right. And nobody stopped you. Nobody stopped you. And then they share it to their kids because we're, what, realistically, four generations away, probably, when our grandkids or grandparents. [00:06:55] Speaker A: Yes. [00:06:56] Speaker D: They're going to be the one. Yes. So we're not that far off. Who's going to remember a dunk? [00:07:01] Speaker A: Here's John. Here's my counter to this one in the series. [00:07:05] Speaker D: But I'm just saying that lbj, he's got a movie. Bryan Cranston played him. It's great. Who. Who's playing the LeBron movie and who's watching it? No one's gonna remember Space Jam, but people will watch all the way. [00:07:18] Speaker A: And Brian Cranston, my counter, this is. Are you gonna sit here in good faith, tell me when LeBron James dies? No one, no LeBron James haters gonna be like, I'm gonna go to his grave and film me dancing on it. [00:07:32] Speaker D: I should have laughed, but that would. That would be. [00:07:35] Speaker A: I mean, like, you know, it's gonna. You know it's gonna happen, right? [00:07:39] Speaker D: They'll dress up in Steph Curry jerseys. [00:07:41] Speaker A: There is a certain subreddit on. On Reddit that constantly makes fun of, uses the Kobe Bryant autopsy picture for laughs. Like, it's like you're. It's. It's inescapable. The lengths at which these people will use players as jokes and, like, they will persist in the, like, cultural lexicon for years. Is sort of my, My, my, my argument here. [00:08:13] Speaker D: It's a fair argument. I just think people will see the LBJ old archives. Like, what was this tick tock thing? Let me. Let me look into this. Oh, I'd love to go to this grave, too. I'd love to dance on it as well. [00:08:27] Speaker C: Yeah, I love dancing. [00:08:30] Speaker D: LeBron's gonna be buried in his own mansion or wherever that is. He's not going to be in a public cemetery. Robert Moses is in a public cemetery. I've been to it. Like, it's. You could just walk right up to it, you know, like, where the accessibility will not be there. [00:08:46] Speaker A: I still think, like, without that, LeBron James will always be spoken. Like, we'll be way more relevant, especially when you think about, in terms of American history, like, the farther we go down the road, the less. Like, farther back is of relevancy and teachability because of how different things are. And that's not to say, like, that won't happen to LeBron. At some point. It certainly will, but, like, with the pervasiveness of sports talk shows, it is. It just feels like, so impossible to escape any sort of LeBron argument, especially when you're going to be talking about longevity, I guess. [00:09:27] Speaker B: I think LeBron. Sorry, hold on. Sorry. I think LeBron is more significant. Not that I'm not downplaying what LBJ did. And, you know, when I say lbg, lbj, I mean Linda Baines, Johnson. So maybe that's in your argument, but LeBron is more significant of a basketball player to the cultural history than LBJ is to the presidents that we have had, as he's not. I know Mount Rushmore happened before he was a. Before he was president, but he's not a top four president of all time. And many people, if you. If you redid it today, LBJ would not make Mount Rushmore. [00:10:07] Speaker A: Well, it'd be Trump four times, certainly. [00:10:11] Speaker B: And LeBron certainly would make the Mount Rushmore of basketball. [00:10:15] Speaker A: All right, let's move on to the. [00:10:17] Speaker C: How's that for an icebreaker, Ted? Did I do. [00:10:19] Speaker A: That's right. I loved it. I thought it was a great question. [00:10:22] Speaker D: I do have one funny LB. [00:10:24] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:10:25] Speaker D: And this is back in the 60s. And I love how Joe just downplays all the legislative stuff that LBJ got through. [00:10:32] Speaker B: I directly said the opposite of that, but go on, go on. [00:10:36] Speaker D: Well, anyway, LBJ had an amphibious vehicle that he would take fellow senators on, and he would purposely drive off the road into a river. And all of his passengers didn't know that the car could float and swim. And basically, it was a boat that had wheels. And so he would just scare everybody in Washington. He would take somebody across the aisle. They'd be talking about a building. He's like, oh, why don't we take a ride, talk this out, and then just go right into the river? So that's funny. I've never seen LeBron be funny. [00:11:11] Speaker A: Well, you've never seen Space Jam, too. [00:11:16] Speaker D: He had an opportunity in Train Wreck, and he was okay. [00:11:20] Speaker B: I thought he was great in training. I'm not gonna allow. [00:11:22] Speaker A: I thought a lot of people say LeBron was surprisingly good in Train Wreck, but he forgot. [00:11:29] Speaker C: The problem is, like, LeBron can only play himself in movies. No one's gonna believe, like, like, oh, we've got our top scientist helping us to stop the asteroid. And they cut to LeBron James. Like, no one's gonna like, come on. I think that kind of limits him as an actor. [00:11:44] Speaker A: No, not unless he does like space to LeBron. [00:11:47] Speaker C: Here. [00:11:48] Speaker A: Leslie Nielsen, a Liam type. [00:11:53] Speaker C: Like, he could be the next O.J. [00:11:57] Speaker A: Yes. That's what I'm saying. [00:11:58] Speaker D: That's true. That's a good. That's a good lane. Yes. What's the equivalent of a Heisman for LeBron, the MVP? [00:12:07] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:12:09] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:12:11] Speaker A: Well, let's get. [00:12:12] Speaker D: That's a good icebreaker. [00:12:13] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. Let's get into the seat of this episode. [00:12:15] Speaker C: Next week, we're gonna debate O.J. versus William Howard tap. [00:12:18] Speaker A: So stick around. [00:12:20] Speaker C: Podcast. [00:12:21] Speaker B: That's gonna be bang. [00:12:22] Speaker A: Thank God. Finally, in 2010, Jerry Springer had a TV show called Baggage, in which contestants would come on with baggages of emotional baggage they would carry with them and display them in a dating type show. I have watched Baggage and have compiled a list of some of the baggage. We have nine questions, three for each tier of baggage that was on the show. I'm going to read them out, and we're just going to discuss them. If they're red flags, if this person's just a psychopath or. Or not, I will say I omitted some because we live in 2025, and that's a very different time than 2010. Someone said, I use astrology to date. If you've dated anyone in the past five years, more likely than not, they care about astrology in that sense. And someone said they have panic attacks, and we. That's like a Tuesday for everyone in 2025. So this is split up into the three tiers of small, medium, and large baggage. We're going to start with the small baggage, which is I make my partner shower before sex. Now, these are what they've said verbatim. I will say I also do have, like, their reasoning for this. That I will say after we've discussed it a little bit, they just pulled. [00:13:52] Speaker B: This out of the luggage. [00:13:54] Speaker A: It's the first thing it. It's like you're meeting this person for the first time they open, like a small little carry on luggage and it says that. Which is like, I can't. I can't even imagine what the big one was. I don't think they made it to the big one. Nothing. No one's gonna. [00:14:16] Speaker B: Well, I'm gonna say. I don't know. I mean. Well, yeah, I think there's a. There's an unspoken factor that is currently not an aspect of this baggage conversation, which is the. The looks to baggage ratio. Right. Is. Is certainly a factor here. [00:14:36] Speaker A: Well, like, you're all assuming these are like a relatively attractive people. [00:14:40] Speaker C: Right. This was on Game Show Network. There weren't uggos on there. [00:14:44] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:14:45] Speaker C: Like, come on, have some respect for the medium. [00:14:48] Speaker A: It's reality, Joe. It's reality tv. You think they're getting uggos on reality TV that isn't like. Like Biggest Loser or like, Average Joe or Joe Versmo? Whichever. That one was Joe Schmo. Yeah. What the. With Joe version? Yeah, that's what I was thinking of. Thank you, John. [00:15:08] Speaker D: Jose Canseco went on there and just, like, hit missiles. I think they gave them extra steroids too. He was amazing that episode. [00:15:14] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:15:14] Speaker C: Bo Jackson. Did someone a concussion on that show was amazing. [00:15:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:15:18] Speaker C: I don't. Back to the actual topic. I don't think this is like a gigantic red flag, if that's what you're asking. [00:15:22] Speaker A: But also, I'm asking thoughts, opinions. [00:15:25] Speaker C: I think it probably just says more about the p. The people that this person's been dating, that it's probably been some very musty, stinky, unhygienic people. I think most people bathe themselves enough that this is not like a recurring issue. But if it's just like a. I'm a super neat freak cleanliness thing, then that's more of a red flag to me than like, oh, I've just been dating the nastiest people around and I force them to shower. [00:15:54] Speaker D: Yeah. I think if she's a germaphobe, then she's gotta get out of there. And that's the red flag for me. Is she dating coal miners? Like, why is this. For her to make this a. An item of luggage or to put this in her baggage just is an indictment on the partners that she chooses. [00:16:14] Speaker A: I will say that this was a man who said it. [00:16:19] Speaker D: All right. [00:16:20] Speaker B: Okay. That is a big. [00:16:21] Speaker A: I. I was keeping it ambiguous because it's like. Shouldn't matter. But if. If it's. [00:16:27] Speaker B: Unfortunately, if this in the real world. [00:16:29] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, does it. I don't think it should. I'm. It was more like. Yeah, I was just speaking like. [00:16:36] Speaker D: So let's. Let's have holistic three guys just all hang up on. On women here. [00:16:43] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. That's why I wanted to keep it ambiguous. But John kept saying her. I was like, I. I don't want to make it feel like we're target bullying on the Internet. [00:16:51] Speaker C: That never happens on the Internet. [00:16:53] Speaker A: Yeah, exactly. [00:16:53] Speaker D: Listen, we all have our things. I think the same thing with tidings said. You know, maybe it's an indictment on who this guy is welcoming into the bedroom, but if he's a germaphobe, then that's a red flag on him. Probably kills like a germaphobe to that degree. Oh. [00:17:08] Speaker A: All right. [00:17:09] Speaker B: I'll see you in 20 minutes. [00:17:11] Speaker A: Wash your hair. Shower, like, get it. Get all up in there. I. I will say, I wonder if. Let me know if this changes the calculus. Unless you have one more thing to say, Joe. No, no, he does. He's just a clean freak. He also showers before sex. [00:17:29] Speaker C: I guess that maybe makes it a little bit better so it's not just like a. Like a Dennis Reynolds like, like, go cleanse yourself thing while I wait. At least it's like. Right? At least it's like a level playing field. [00:17:41] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:17:41] Speaker C: So I guess that makes it a little bit better. [00:17:43] Speaker A: When he explained it, I was. Yes. When he explained it, I was like, oh, if he's also showering, that. That doesn't make it as weird as I originally thought. Like, he's not like, demanding, like them lather themselves up with Purell and be pure, you know? [00:18:00] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:18:02] Speaker A: All right. Second. Second one is I am obsessed with death. [00:18:06] Speaker C: Same here, brother. [00:18:07] Speaker B: Like, amen with this photo. [00:18:10] Speaker A: What do you mean? I wasn't gonna delete the pictures from the last episode with the. This. The slideshow is gonna be a perpetual living thing. Every time I add, it's gonna stick around. [00:18:23] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:18:25] Speaker C: Voltorb explodes a lot. This makes sense for the slide. [00:18:28] Speaker A: Yeah. You know what, Joe? Wow. Sam's still picking up right where we left off from the Pokemon episode. [00:18:33] Speaker C: Maybe I should start hosting Pokemon competitions. [00:18:36] Speaker B: Commentating, maybe. [00:18:41] Speaker D: Is this three time national champion slurp a derp. Oh, wow. What are you doing? [00:18:47] Speaker A: Sam will be in Anaheim taking Joe's spot. [00:18:52] Speaker B: Is that a family name slurping in this lineage? [00:18:55] Speaker D: You said it. [00:18:59] Speaker A: I don't think Joe said slurp or derp. If we. I'll get hold. [00:19:07] Speaker C: I will. I will handle commentating the next Pokemon North American Championships, and you will agree to coordinate all of the luge highlights for the next Winter Olympics. And then I think that's, like, a fair trade, right? [00:19:21] Speaker B: It would be. It would be my honor. [00:19:23] Speaker C: There we go. Okay. [00:19:24] Speaker A: To get us back on track. I want. I want you to know that this person then said they want to be mummified. [00:19:31] Speaker C: Oh, that's. That's concerning. [00:19:34] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:19:35] Speaker C: You know, I mean, who among us doesn't have, like, a healthy. [00:19:39] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:19:39] Speaker C: Fear of death and wonder what comes next and all that? When. When you say obsessed with death, that could mean, like, oh, I'm really into, like, it's. [00:19:48] Speaker A: It's why I had in parentheses when they said I want to be mummified, I was like, that changes the calculations of this thing a little bit for me. [00:19:57] Speaker C: Speaking of mummification, real, real quick, mummification aside, here, I went to the Met a few months ago, and they have, obviously, this big Egypt exhibit. [00:20:09] Speaker A: Oh, King Tut's making his rounds back to the. To stateside, literally. [00:20:13] Speaker C: And they have this, like, in the mummy area, they've got. Apparently there were, like, three different tiers of, like, how you got mummified. And if there was, like, the really cheap tier, you just, like, got all your organs, like, sucked out and, like, thrown in the trash. And like, if you were in the top tier, you got, like, the elite, like, coffin situation, and you got all the inscriptions that, like, hey, underworld, this was the best guy around. You got to let him in type of thing. And that was, like. After I saw that exhibit, it was like a main talking point in, like, multiple of my group chats for a while afterwards. Like, what do I have to do to get, like, this super duper, like, trip to heaven package? So to that extent, I kind of get being obsessed with death and mummification and all that. But, like, me personally, like, I. I don't want to be. [00:21:08] Speaker A: Well, can you imagine, like, outliving this person? Like, you get married and then do you have these funeral directions? You have the unfortunate duty to be. [00:21:17] Speaker C: Like, yeah, I need all the gauze you have. [00:21:19] Speaker A: Yeah, she needs to be mummified. I need, like, a sarcophagus that says, like, to Anubis, that she's, like, super dope. [00:21:26] Speaker C: Like, but, yeah, I would say, like, I would not want to handle this person's, like, end of life care, but overall, I don't think it's like, a gigantic. I. I would. I would accept that baggage if I was on the show. [00:21:40] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:21:41] Speaker B: I'm not gonna lie. This one would this one would be more difficult for me than the other one because I don't, I don't want to be constantly reminded of death. And if they're so fascinated with it, they're probably watching all the murder documentaries on Netflix and, well, this was before. [00:21:56] Speaker A: That that those didn't exist yet. [00:21:58] Speaker B: Okay, but we're doing it now, right? [00:21:59] Speaker A: Yeah, that's fair. [00:22:00] Speaker B: 25. Right. So they're probably super fascinated with all those documentaries that I don't want to watch. I don't want to think about it. Out of sight, out of mind. I'll worry about death when I'm dead. And it would just be too, too in my face all day, every day. So I think, and if this is their psychology, this is what they're fascinated with. Instead of liking Pokemon, liking Trubbish or electrode, then it probably seeps into other aspects of their personality that I would also probably not be too interested in. [00:22:28] Speaker D: Not a red flag at all. I also obsessed with death, ton of death in my family, so always trying to, like, take care of myself, so it'd be nice. But I don't want to talk about it all the time. If this is somebody that just drones on and on and on about it, then, you know what, for the end of life care, maybe, maybe you wink at the nurse or something like, hey, can we speed this up a little bit? [00:22:50] Speaker A: Oh, I, I think for a second on the heart monitor, it was like, at 45, I think that's the one we pull the plug at. Right? We agreed. [00:22:57] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:22:58] Speaker A: All right. The last of the small luggage. I'm obsessed with the Rock. Now, for all audio listeners, the Rock is capitalized, so it's a proper noun. So it's the man, Dwayne the Rock Johnson. But the baggage did say the Rock, so, so I'm keeping it verbatim. [00:23:26] Speaker B: I don't think, I don't think this is that bad, honestly. [00:23:30] Speaker A: I think it's funny. [00:23:32] Speaker B: Everybody has favorite celebrities or whatever, right. Like, I think this is totally a, a fine level of baggage. [00:23:40] Speaker A: Yeah. Unless they're, like, following them. [00:23:43] Speaker C: Yeah. This is definitely the least bad of all the, the first three of the, the low tier baggage. I mean, like, listen, I know plenty of adult men who are obsessed with the Rock. I've, I had to watch more wrestling than I've experienced my entire life. My two years at Major League Baseball, Advanced Media. So I know there's plenty of people who still are very into the Rock on both sides, gender wise. So I, I, I don't think this is nearly as Bad as the other two. I would happily accept this person and their obsession with Dwayne Johnson into my life. [00:24:19] Speaker B: And if they like the Rock, that means they like Kevin Hart and I like Kevin Hart. So maybe we have something to. To get. [00:24:27] Speaker C: You can bond over that. [00:24:28] Speaker A: I want to say that, like, if he didn't go back to wrestling and stuck to his, like, declining acting career, I'd be like, I'd be a little more concerned that there's still, like, Ride or die with the Rock. You know what I mean? [00:24:43] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:24:44] Speaker A: Like, they're like, we have to camp out for Black Adam. I'd be like, we don't have to do that. [00:24:48] Speaker B: Actually breaking up. [00:24:51] Speaker D: No, no, I can't stand the Rock. [00:24:54] Speaker A: I think he's getting. [00:24:56] Speaker D: He just. He just gets forced into everything. Much like Kevin Hart, who was. Had one of the best specials when we first. When he first came onto the scene. At first, Comedy Central special was great. But this isn't an indictment on Kevin Hart. I think the Rock is. He was good in Gridiron Gang. I don't watch wrestling. And it's like, I just don't know what this guy brings to the table. Like, he. To, you know, take another picture sipping tea with your daughter. Like, what? You know, like, what is this guy adding that you're like, oh, my God, did you see what the Rock did? He seems like a regular guy. I'm sure if I met him, you'd have a good time. But no, you're obsessed with the Rock. Like, what. What are you obsessed with? Because I get it. People are sports fans, People have favorite artists. But what has he done? [00:25:43] Speaker A: Well, John, I can give you a little insight into this person's psyche. They like that he's big, strong, charismatic, and famous. [00:25:52] Speaker B: Okay, what else do you need? [00:25:54] Speaker A: Those were the adjectives they used and nothing else. [00:25:58] Speaker D: But that's okay. So you just. You just named a type, and that's fine. Like, people have their preferences, and that's fine. But is this person also like, oh, man. You know, like, have you seen the Godfather? No, but have you seen the Scorpion King? Because the Rock is there. [00:26:16] Speaker A: All right. [00:26:18] Speaker D: No, no, we need to. [00:26:20] Speaker A: Is he the Tooth fairy? [00:26:23] Speaker D: He is the Tooth fairy. Yep. He's on Baywatch. Like, he's in Doom. A video game. Yeah. [00:26:31] Speaker A: All right. Jumping up to the medium sized baggage number four. Four Psychics guide My life don't love that. [00:26:40] Speaker B: That's. That's tough. [00:26:44] Speaker C: I think I'd have to meet the psychics before, like, totally. [00:26:48] Speaker A: So I want. I got a follow up Question then, Sam, Four is an okay number of psychics to have. [00:26:57] Speaker C: No, I mean, I think psychics, plural is too many psychics. But like, if you're like, you know, this person checks 99 of the hundred boxes and then you're about to get down on one knee and they're like, oh, by the way, like, I gotta check in with the four psychics. Like, I don't want to meet them. I'd want to see who gives this person guidance to. To shape themselves. But it is a lot of psychics, I will absolutely admit that. [00:27:22] Speaker B: Now another A question I have is, are these. Sure. Are these compounding factors of baggage from the same person? [00:27:30] Speaker A: No, I've. [00:27:31] Speaker B: These are all of these. Okay. [00:27:33] Speaker A: They're all. They are usually all different. [00:27:36] Speaker B: If we're obsessed with the rock and we have four psychics. [00:27:42] Speaker A: That that's. [00:27:42] Speaker C: We're stacking these. There's a problem. [00:27:44] Speaker A: No, no, we're. Please do not. These do not. They're not. We're not put. This isn't a first and last out type situation for the stack. These are all independent thoughts and opinions. They are only. The only difference is the size of the baggage in which they showed up in. [00:28:02] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, don't want to be judgmental, but here I will be that. Like, it is the same. The say along the same lines of you saying like, oh, they use astrology to date or whatever. Like, I just. The type of personality of somebody that also would have their life being guided by four separate psychics is probably also a personality that I don't want to engage with. Presumably. [00:28:26] Speaker A: I will say, like, the psychics versus astrology thing is very different to me because like, at least with astrology in their minds, they're putting people in boxes, which means you can get a sense of a person. [00:28:39] Speaker C: Person. [00:28:40] Speaker A: Psychics is just like, is vibes based, you know, and like, it's like you're tricking yourself that it's not vibes based. And like, it's real. [00:28:49] Speaker D: Major red flag. Yeah, major red flag. People believe in faith or some extra terrestrial type thing, that's fine. And like faith based, but no, you know, live your life, make decisions. Sometimes there's a little luck involved. But no, this is red flag. Two red flags. [00:29:09] Speaker A: Yeah. Next one. I have sex in my high school football jersey. [00:29:23] Speaker C: Can I ask for a clarification point on this? [00:29:25] Speaker A: Yeah, sure. Yeah. [00:29:27] Speaker C: Is this like I have had sex in my high school football jersey or I exclusively have sex. [00:29:33] Speaker B: That's the only way to get it going? [00:29:34] Speaker A: Yeah, not exclusively, but they prefer It. [00:29:38] Speaker C: Oh, geez. [00:29:41] Speaker B: That's tough. [00:29:42] Speaker C: That's tough. [00:29:44] Speaker B: This is only the middle ground. [00:29:48] Speaker C: I gotta get out and have, like, a real, like. [00:29:52] Speaker A: Hold on, hold on, babe. Get in the shower. Then I'm gonna shower and I'm gonna come out in my football jersey. [00:30:02] Speaker C: And we better be watching the rock. [00:30:06] Speaker B: This is. [00:30:08] Speaker A: This one. [00:30:09] Speaker B: This is. [00:30:09] Speaker A: I. I saw this, and I was like, I will always rip on, like, a high school glory days loser. I will always rip on them. [00:30:18] Speaker B: I also want, like, is it. It's also sadder the older the person gets. Like, if they're still 19 or 20 years old, they're still trying to cling on. They haven't figured out life yet. But if they're 36 and this is the only way to set the mood right, is to wear their high school jersey, then there's a problem. [00:30:37] Speaker A: You got, like. You have to imagine at a point he's getting into a Pavlov dog type situation. [00:30:42] Speaker C: Right, right, right. [00:30:44] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:30:45] Speaker C: More like he watches the Tavon Austin Highlight video on YouTube and just inexplicably gets hard. [00:30:53] Speaker B: Not a red flag. That's accurate. [00:30:55] Speaker C: That's normal. That's actually. That's fine, guys. [00:30:57] Speaker D: Yeah, we all have. Some people just need help. We don't know how old this gentleman is. I'm assuming it's a gentleman. [00:31:04] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:31:06] Speaker D: Okay. Yeah. Listen. Sometimes you just got to do what you got to do. And if you have a partner that's with you, then fine. But is it a nice jersey? It's a polyester for the fabrics here. You don't want to work a sweat up. Eat, like, too much of a sweat. I don't. [00:31:25] Speaker A: If he got a custom made satin one, I'd be like, all right. You're putting in the effort a little bit. [00:31:32] Speaker D: Well, okay. Did he play football? [00:31:34] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [00:31:37] Speaker D: Scenario. There was a. There was a chance that he just purchased a custom football jersey. [00:31:43] Speaker B: No, it says Perez, 22 on the back. [00:31:46] Speaker A: It would be like. It is specific. Like, his jersey. He did say it was because he, like, wants to remember the good old days. [00:31:58] Speaker C: That's not good. [00:31:59] Speaker B: That's. That's. I. I've been. I've been out since the beginning. This might be the worst piece of baggage that we discussed. [00:32:06] Speaker A: I'm looking at number seven, and we're. It's gonna be a long discussion. [00:32:09] Speaker B: That's what I said so far. I said so far. [00:32:11] Speaker A: But anyways, we're on number six. [00:32:15] Speaker B: And. [00:32:15] Speaker A: This person has 8, 000 Star wars toys. [00:32:19] Speaker C: Green Flag Hero. [00:32:21] Speaker B: That's a hero right there. [00:32:24] Speaker C: 8,000. I will say 8,000 is a lot. This is like, the psychics thing. Like, it's a lot. [00:32:30] Speaker A: But what's the line? 7999. [00:32:36] Speaker B: That's. [00:32:38] Speaker C: I'm looking at my atat snow globe that is in my bedroom for some reason right now, and I think that me and this person, I mean, I'm a little, little short on the Star wars toys thing, but I can make up the gap. [00:32:55] Speaker A: They are. [00:32:56] Speaker C: We're that much of a match. [00:32:57] Speaker A: They. Whether this is for truth or for lie, what they said was they were hoping to cash out. [00:33:04] Speaker C: Oh, okay. Even better than if you're just like. [00:33:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:33:07] Speaker C: You know, using it as, like, you know, I have friends who, like, flip baseball cards or whatever or, like, old video games. Like, one of my friends sold his, like, copy of NCAA Football 14 on Xbox 360 for, like, 250 bucks. Like, if you're doing that, if you're just hoarding just to purge, then that's even better. But who doesn't love Star Wars? [00:33:32] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:33:32] Speaker B: I would say this is the only. The only downside is if they have all of these Star wars toys, where am I gonna put all my funko Pops? You know what I mean? In the. In the house, you guys have your own room for both of us each. [00:33:45] Speaker A: Have your own room. [00:33:49] Speaker B: That's true. [00:33:49] Speaker D: There is. There is 8, 000 items. [00:33:53] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:33:54] Speaker D: In all of our apartments right now. There is not 8, 000 items. [00:33:58] Speaker C: No, no. [00:33:59] Speaker D: Just put that in perspective. [00:34:01] Speaker C: But it's 8,000 small items. You would think it's eight. [00:34:06] Speaker D: 8,000 is 8,000. [00:34:08] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:34:08] Speaker D: You could fill up my living room. [00:34:12] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:34:13] Speaker D: And also, why isn't he selling along the way? [00:34:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:34:21] Speaker B: You got to read the market hoarder mentality here. I'm going to. I'll get rid of it's worth. [00:34:26] Speaker A: It's the classic RPG of, oh, I'll save this for later, and then later never comes. [00:34:32] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:34:33] Speaker D: Over the course of purchasing 8,000 items, just from a numbers perspective, I be willing to bet that a quarter of those items have already passed peak value and he did not sell them. [00:34:47] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:34:48] Speaker D: No red flag. That's way too much. Because if you are just a trader and a buyer and you have 8,000 at one point, but you attend trade shows and you're trying to sell. Fine. It seems this is just a hoarder. It's 100% a hoarder. [00:35:02] Speaker A: I definitely, like, like, like I said, whether it was for truth or for lie, they said their reasoning was that, all right, now we're getting up to the big boy baggage. [00:35:12] Speaker C: Oh, go. [00:35:14] Speaker A: I expect women to cook and clean. [00:35:17] Speaker C: Oh. [00:35:19] Speaker A: Can we all. Are we all just gonna give a collective boo and we can move on with our lives? [00:35:24] Speaker C: I thought you said you were weeding out the takes that were like. [00:35:29] Speaker A: This is like. I mean, like, I mainly included this because, like, even Jerry Springer was like, brother, what are you doing? [00:35:38] Speaker C: I think you just wanted to see if one of us flipped up. Well, we had to cancel one of you guys, open up a new host. [00:35:44] Speaker A: Like, here's the thing. [00:35:44] Speaker B: I think that's what Ted's trying to do. [00:35:46] Speaker A: Yeah, we're trying to be the Joe Rogan of the left, obviously. Right? That's our. [00:35:49] Speaker C: There we go. [00:35:50] Speaker A: Our modus operandi. [00:35:52] Speaker C: The Joe's Rogan. [00:35:54] Speaker A: Yeah, the Joe's Rogan. The brother Joe's. So, you know, I had to. We have to, like, show that, like, please, DNC give us the millions and millions of dollars so we can be that for you. So we're just gonna give the collective boo and move on with our lives. [00:36:12] Speaker D: Hold on a second. Let's. Let's hear him out. [00:36:15] Speaker B: Hear about. Let's hear about Star wars guy. We got to hear. [00:36:18] Speaker D: Yes. 8,000 is a lot. [00:36:21] Speaker A: His argument. I. I want to say we're gonna. [00:36:24] Speaker C: Replace Perez with Jamie Harrison next week, so stick around. [00:36:28] Speaker B: I think the football jersey guy thinks he's a good thing, too. [00:36:33] Speaker D: They all think it's a good thing. That's why it's part of their lives. No, a rational person is okay if you want to split jobs up in your relationship, like, for instance, as the man, like, okay, now I'm going to kill all the bugs and I'm going to fix anything that's broken and I'll drive everywhere. But I expect you to cook and clean every night because I'm working, you know, Then, you know, you kind of shift there. But if it's just a blanket statement of I expect a woman to cook and clean and that's that. Yeah, yeah, right. [00:37:03] Speaker C: Or if it's just like a. I don't know how to cook or I'm really bad with, you know, cooking or whatever, and I'd prefer my partner to be able to cook for me, like, that's one thing. But if it's just like a straight up, like, no, that's woman's job, not. [00:37:16] Speaker A: Man'S job, then yeah, yeah, no, it was definitely a. They saw it as old fashioned. And he was like, no, no, no, no, no, you're. It's a good thing. [00:37:26] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:37:28] Speaker A: Number eight this person gambled away their. [00:37:31] Speaker C: Life savings and there. [00:37:33] Speaker B: Join the club. Join the club. [00:37:35] Speaker D: Among us. [00:37:36] Speaker A: God me. [00:37:37] Speaker D: So question. Question. Yes, question here. How much was their life saving? [00:37:42] Speaker C: That was my next question. Yeah. [00:37:44] Speaker A: Oh, I don't have the number. My apologies. I should. I don't think they said it. So what is the approach? [00:37:52] Speaker C: And also, like. And also, like, how is the question if it's like, you know, over the. Like, I got. I got addicted to parlays. [00:38:01] Speaker A: Yeah. No, no, no. It was like casino. It was like poker, blackjack. [00:38:06] Speaker C: Oh. Oh, that's a good hang. That's what I'm hearing. [00:38:09] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:38:11] Speaker B: Was it a lock? [00:38:12] Speaker A: Because if it was a lock, reminder said, this is 2010. So sports betting was that really gray area of. [00:38:20] Speaker C: Sports betting was just something you did with you and your bookie in between psychology and math classes, right? Yeah, allegedly. But, yeah, no, like, you know, you know, obviously the Yapa podcast has a relationship with the sports betting hotline called 1-800-GAMBLER. If you have an issue, etc. Etc. I mean, this. If it's like table games, like, this person's probably a great hang. I mean, someone I can hit the craps table with, go to sit down, play some blackjack. I know what. They probably are not a great poker player. I can probably take some money off them. Yeah, like. [00:39:01] Speaker A: Well, unfortunately, Sam, they are reformed, so they will not be playing poker with you. [00:39:07] Speaker C: That's fine. I'll just go hit the tables by myself. [00:39:11] Speaker B: Then we'll be poor together. [00:39:14] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:39:17] Speaker A: So no problems with gambling away life savings. [00:39:21] Speaker B: All we have to do is just avoid that Caleb behavior, whatever his name is, show where he. He just yells at us about money for. For clicks on the Internet. You know what I'm talking about? The financial guy. [00:39:32] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:39:33] Speaker B: We just have to avoid. We just have to avoid getting on his show, and I think we'll be okay. [00:39:37] Speaker C: Three words. Separate bank accounts. [00:39:40] Speaker D: Yes. [00:39:41] Speaker A: Yes. [00:39:41] Speaker B: Yes. [00:39:42] Speaker A: Yes. No thoughts on this one, John? [00:39:48] Speaker D: I think if. If you have an addiction, like, please seek help, but. And that seems what it was like now. [00:39:55] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:39:55] Speaker D: It could just be like he could have just bet it all because he had an inside tip and he thought that Team A would win. They did not. And there it goes. Yeah, if. Right, Exactly. If this guy only had, like, two grand in his savings, which is a lot of money for some people, but, like, it's not like he gave away six figures. [00:40:13] Speaker A: I. I want to say I think it was, like a significant sum of money in his savings. [00:40:20] Speaker D: Yeah. Then that's. That's on him. 100. Yeah, that's. That's on him. It is a red flag because it leads to other bad behaviors. [00:40:32] Speaker A: All right, last one. Last big baggage. I text during sex. They get a notification. They have to respond. Is there was what they said. [00:40:49] Speaker D: Let'S paint a picture here first because we need some context on this. [00:40:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:40:53] Speaker D: So when did the show air? [00:40:55] Speaker A: 2010. [00:40:57] Speaker D: Okay. So, I mean, there are people. And think about just the technique. You need two hands to text, and some people might have still had flip phones. So your 2010. [00:41:08] Speaker A: We were. [00:41:08] Speaker D: Are you. [00:41:09] Speaker A: 2010 was like three years into the iPhone era, right? [00:41:13] Speaker D: No, that's. That's my point. But not everybody had it. So you're looking at people that. Correct. Right. So. So you're looking at sidekicks. You're looking at a flip phone. You're looking at a BlackBerry. There's a lot of skill there, too. I don't know who you're texting, and it's not me. [00:41:33] Speaker B: Which is the other red flag. Right. Like, yeah. [00:41:36] Speaker D: So I think. I think it's a red flag just because you're not paying attention, but a green flag on the skill because we don't. [00:41:43] Speaker A: A lot of dexterity. [00:41:44] Speaker D: I think. I think the biggest problem in this country is that people are skilled at many things, but because it's not a social norm, we kind of just do it off by the wayside. But, you know, I mean, have. I remember sitting in a school bus trying to text on a flip phone, and you'd have to press 3, 5 times just to get a different letter. [00:42:06] Speaker A: Never have happened to me because I am famously the most in so motion sick that the idea of texting on a bus or train or car makes me want to throw up. [00:42:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:42:23] Speaker A: Yeah, It's. Well, that's why I text during sex, is because it's the only time I have. [00:42:27] Speaker B: It's only motion of the ocean, not an actual boat in the ocean. I would say a lot of these people, they just don't. They. The things that they do to get through are more vibe killers than they. Than they. Than they think. Like, you having to wear the jersey or having to shower for it or having to do this or I have to text jury. Like, I don't even know how they get through. Through the act because the other person is not going to want to be a part of this. [00:43:00] Speaker A: I just like it. To me, it's like they're. It's like, oh, I get a text, so I have to respond. No, you don't. You don't have to. [00:43:09] Speaker B: Yeah. It's a pretty selfish thing. And also it was a different era, though. [00:43:13] Speaker C: Like, a lot of people still had like, ringtones that they actually use. So I mean, you've got like the like text ringer going off. Like, nobody wants that. But I think this is. This is a deal breaker. But this is also like one of those. This is like the psychics thing, I think is. Even though it was medium baggage, I think is worse than this one. [00:43:36] Speaker A: Really? [00:43:37] Speaker B: I just agree. [00:43:38] Speaker A: I just think it's crazy that, you know, we know porn sites names more than we know our own grandparents names. [00:43:47] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:43:49] Speaker A: And this just isn't helping thing. [00:43:51] Speaker B: Christ. [00:43:53] Speaker A: You know, pornhub X tube, homegrown sens stuff. And, you know, this is just part of the problem. [00:44:05] Speaker B: Really good cover for me to be a part of Ted. Really appreciate this episode, you know, really on brand for me. Hey, I just thought baseball, we talk our favorite cartoons. You know, those are things that my brand can handle. This whole. This whole episode's been a roller coaster for me. [00:44:27] Speaker C: Well, I just think we can all be. Listen, we can all be glad there's no Pokemon on this slide at least, because I think that would have some really upsetting connotations. So at least this is just text on a black background. [00:44:40] Speaker A: Pokemon are gonna be steak. [00:44:43] Speaker C: All right. [00:44:46] Speaker A: But yeah, that's. That's all I got. John, congratulations. You've won. You did it. [00:44:55] Speaker B: Let's go, John. [00:44:57] Speaker C: You won the Red Flag episode. [00:44:59] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:45:00] Speaker D: Yes. [00:45:00] Speaker B: I think that means he's the most agreeable person of the three of us. Sam. That's what. [00:45:05] Speaker A: I don't think. That's not what that means. [00:45:07] Speaker C: The opposite. I think he won by. He was more willing to be like devil's advocate and argue the other side than most of us were. And I think that's why he stood out and claimed victory this afternoon. [00:45:19] Speaker B: Okay, well, then screw you, John. Okay, I changed my answer. [00:45:22] Speaker A: Oh, defin. [00:45:23] Speaker C: Not the most agreeable Joe. [00:45:25] Speaker A: Uncongratulations. [00:45:26] Speaker B: Screw you uncongrats to you family. [00:45:31] Speaker D: I. I think you guys just aren't taking down the know thinking you. You guys are just not down the road people. So, for instance, in a hundred years, you know, dancing on the grave of lbj, I think will be funnier than like one dunk that LeBron James did. The art of texting while doing any other thing. [00:45:54] Speaker A: Well, the LBJ thing wasn't taken into the calculus. Wasn't effective. [00:45:59] Speaker D: No, but I'm just saying it. It all. It is all part of how you approach things and your mental acuity for what's. What's down the road. What is something that I'm going to need to know for years to come. So, you know, when we're thinking about red flags, whether it is wearing a jersey, texting, I'm in love with the Rock. [00:46:24] Speaker C: Will more people be texting during sex or wearing sports jerseys during sex? [00:46:29] Speaker B: Toss up if. [00:46:30] Speaker A: All right, hold on, hold on, Sam. Cause, like, you're just saying sports jerseys. Like, you'd just be like, oh, hold on. Let me go put on my, like, messy jersey, my Larry Fitzgerald jersey before we have sex. It's way different. [00:46:48] Speaker C: Close the door. Like, come on. [00:46:51] Speaker D: They do sell, like, cartoon jerseys. Like, your favorite characters wearing jerseys. [00:47:00] Speaker A: That's. Both are bad. A hundred years from now, are you gonna be more obsessed with the rock or have 8,000 Star wars toys? What's going to be more important? [00:47:15] Speaker B: My love of the Rock will never. [00:47:17] Speaker C: The Star wars toys are definitely gonna increase in value by then. I think that's the time to sell. [00:47:22] Speaker B: You can't make money off of loving the Rock. I think you can't make money off of selling Star wars stories. [00:47:29] Speaker C: Exactly. [00:47:30] Speaker A: I will say, depending on how this episode says, I do have two more episodes written from other baggage episodes that I have down the road. If people did enjoy this, it's all. [00:47:47] Speaker C: Gonna be part of baggage week on the podcast. [00:47:50] Speaker A: Not baggage week. There's a formula I've create now. I've, I've put a lot of breath between the two, you know, Anyways, the. [00:48:06] Speaker C: Chinese century of baggage. [00:48:08] Speaker A: Yes, yes, exactly. Thanks for listening. Like, share. Hey, don't forget to vote for the cartoon draft. I've looked at the results recently. Three out of four of us aren't gonna like the results. [00:48:30] Speaker B: Wow, the math is math in there. [00:48:33] Speaker A: Well, I mean, like, it's like, if I don't care, if I win, then it doesn't matter. But, like, certainly matters to three other people here. [00:48:42] Speaker B: I, I, I'm sorry if you. I don't, I don't want to get into this conversation, guys. You guys are throwing out random ass Adult Swim things when you were nine years old. This category of the greatest cartoons of all time, it's not. [00:48:55] Speaker A: That wasn't the category. The cat. [00:48:57] Speaker B: It was cartoons. [00:48:58] Speaker A: Yes, it was favorite cartoons. Not best. [00:49:02] Speaker B: I understand. But I'm saying if you win, I will actually throw Perez and I will be launching an investigation. [00:49:08] Speaker A: I, I want to. I will also be saying. [00:49:11] Speaker B: Because it's ridiculous. [00:49:12] Speaker A: Also, also, as it stands right, choice voting would also not matter. [00:49:17] Speaker D: Joe and us. Joe, Joe and me. Forming a coalition. A coalition would be that meme of the Bloods and the Crips with the bandana. [00:49:30] Speaker B: A dual party coalition going out here to stop this. [00:49:33] Speaker D: Something here. Yes. We care more about. About country than party. [00:49:40] Speaker A: Also. [00:49:40] Speaker B: How are people. Okay, you're gonna. You're gonna use the shield. Captain America, Ted, over here. That it's not best, it's favorite. But then you're asking people to say who won, which would imply that there is a level of objective. [00:49:52] Speaker A: Well, it's. It's an objective. Who do you per. Like, which list do you prefer? [00:49:56] Speaker D: See, this is. This is a lawyer's kid. This is. This is a lawyer's kid who's in charge. Because he just. It's all semantics. He reframes the question. [00:50:06] Speaker A: I didn't. [00:50:07] Speaker D: I said it's all the Bill Clinton. It depends what is is. [00:50:11] Speaker A: I said, draft your favorite cartoons. And then I said, hey, here are a list of cartoons. Which one do you think is the best? Like, I'm not saying which one is. [00:50:22] Speaker B: So that's not favorite, correct? That's not. [00:50:25] Speaker A: No, it's. It's. They're not voting on their favorite. They're voting on who they think won or who did the best draft. The. The. You're. You're equating both questions to be the same, but they're not the same. Them voting and what we are doing are two separate questions. [00:50:47] Speaker B: But they're also. But it's also yes and no. But it also is the same because you're voting on somebody to win, and the winning metric is the shows that they chose. So it is the same. So it isn't just favor. It is also best. Equally. [00:51:05] Speaker C: I don't think that people are taking, like, draft strategy into account. [00:51:10] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm not saying. I'm not saying best is like the crit. You're saying favorite and best. But overall, a list could just be better, even if someone has the best cartoons, right? [00:51:23] Speaker B: No, no, I. I don't think that's. I don't think that's possible. I don't think you could say that. [00:51:29] Speaker A: So I'm looking at the poll right now. You know what? I'll close the poll right now. Guys. I won with 55 of the poll. [00:51:37] Speaker C: No, no. [00:51:41] Speaker B: Absolutely shocked. Hey, Sam, use the caveat of these random ass shows. [00:51:47] Speaker A: Hey, Sam, congratulations. You're in second place. Joe and Sam, Joe and John, keep it up the rear with one vote each. Let's go. [00:51:57] Speaker D: Right? Yeah, exactly. That's. That's how it goes. It's like, started. I Win, Right. I win and you both lose. [00:52:04] Speaker B: It's not that. It's not that Ted just won, right? It's like the View bot. It's not. It's like the View Botter streamer on Twitch. That can't be okay with having 2000 viewers. The stream. Right. He had to spike it up to having 20,000 viewers. It's not that Ted won. It's also that Perez and I only got one vote. That's a part of the factor, John. [00:52:24] Speaker A: Well, I will say it's a humiliation. I will say I did vote for Joe. [00:52:30] Speaker B: Wait, you vote? I have never voted in any. I'm running. [00:52:34] Speaker A: It's a problem. Yeah, that's a problem. And Joe, I didn't even vote for me. I voted for you because I like regular Joe. [00:52:40] Speaker C: You got your get out the vote operation needs some work. [00:52:43] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:52:44] Speaker B: I didn't know we were literally on any of these episodes. I did not know we were ever allowed to vote. And I also. [00:52:51] Speaker A: I didn't say you could. [00:52:53] Speaker B: I think it is insane that we've had this entire passionate debate with the words I text during sex on the screen the entire time. That is actually ridiculous. What is going on? [00:53:03] Speaker A: Oh, this is a regular day in the life of us. [00:53:07] Speaker B: Jesus Christ. [00:53:09] Speaker A: Anyways, thank you everyone, for voting me the winner. I'm so happy. Once again, the draft master comes out again. But anyways, if you do want to vote, vote in the poll below. Maybe I lied. Maybe those weren't the results. Who's to say. [00:53:29] Speaker B: Make them up anyway. [00:53:30] Speaker A: So, yeah, I don't make them up. I'm looking at the poll. I'm looking at individual votes right here. [00:53:36] Speaker D: Who's to say? You are to say. [00:53:38] Speaker C: Yes. [00:53:41] Speaker B: I can't wait to dance to hip hop songs on Ted's grave. Oh, my God. [00:53:46] Speaker A: If you think. If you think you're outliving me, you're got another thing coming, brother. [00:53:52] Speaker B: I'll see you at the. [00:53:53] Speaker A: Let. Let me tell you. Let me tell you. I got. I'm. Every time I'm around Joe and I think I'm gonna die, I'm taking him out first, and then I'll die. If he's making a promise that he's gonna kill, he's gonna live before me. He's got another thing coming then I. [00:54:10] Speaker B: Have to have to. Gritty on your grave. [00:54:14] Speaker A: Who's. Who's the most famous person you grave? You'd. Gritty on question. [00:54:23] Speaker B: Oh, he's still alive. [00:54:26] Speaker A: All right. Current dead person. Is it just Hogan? [00:54:33] Speaker C: Formerly alive people only. [00:54:35] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Formerly Alive people. That's what I meant. Formerly live people. [00:54:44] Speaker C: That's a tough one, I think. I don't think it should be, like, an objectively evil person, because then you're just sort of, like, not taking it seriously enough. [00:54:54] Speaker A: Oh, Hitler dude. You'll dance on Hitler's grave. Wow, dude, cop out. Answer, bro. [00:55:00] Speaker C: I'm not gonna do the gritty on Hitler's grave. That's just, like. It's not. It's not showing him the disrespect that he truly deserves. I think, like. Like the Queen of England. I think it might not work. The former queen who passed. [00:55:15] Speaker B: She's the former. [00:55:16] Speaker C: Yeah. Formerly alive, too. I think that's like, you were a bad person. You propagated. Lots of horrible things happening. I'm gonna do the gritty on your grave and film it on tick tock for 37 views. [00:55:28] Speaker A: Is former Phillies Matt Stairs dead? [00:55:36] Speaker C: That'd be a really dark Google search, but I think he's still with him then. [00:55:40] Speaker A: It's not. It's not him for me. [00:55:44] Speaker C: Matt Stairs is alive, and he is 57 years old. [00:55:47] Speaker A: Oh, he's got, like, at least 20 years left. [00:55:51] Speaker C: Well, not with that attitude. [00:55:54] Speaker A: Well, I. Well, if I. If I do. If I take a different attitude, I don't think I'll get the chance to dance on his group grave. [00:56:01] Speaker B: This might be my least favorite episode of all time. Just. It's in the conversation, certainly. [00:56:08] Speaker C: I don't know. I kind of love the rush of doing this on my lunch break. [00:56:11] Speaker A: I got to say, there. It was a little. I kind of, like, had to, like, blaze through it. Yeah. Anyways, thanks for watching. We do have a enemy counter podcast we are trying to defeat. John knows who I'm talking about, so please do your part to help us defeat them. They're evil, so they must be defeated. Thank you for watching. So share. Do all that show notes vote. Poll will be in the show notes. 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